If you think the Most consumer-centric company on the internet does not have a funny bone then you are sadly mistaken, yes you heard me if you are feeling a bit down and dying for a few laughs then you may want to swing on over to Amazon for some laughs. One of the best ways to do this is to check out the most expensive thing on Amazon for sale that could only be described based on the selection as been for the filthy rich 1% of the society.
Trust me here readers the Jokes do not actually come from the draw dropping prices of the items, but from the hysterical comments in the customer written review section of these expensive items. It has become sort of a pass time and hobby of mine to go to Amazon and find these items and compile a personal list that I will be sharing here today with you guys.
So if you are with me so far let me not postpone the funny that i have promised and jump right into the fun and please note these items are placed in no particular order and are totally random. For your convenience I have also linked to the items, simply check the customer reviews sections of Amazon for the funny reviews and more laughs after following the customer review links beneath each item:
Most expensive thing on Amazon List:
1. Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED Ultra High Definition Television set.
The Samsung UN85S9 85 inch 4K HD smart Tv retailing for a jaw dropping 39K is an obscene amount of money to throw down on anything, the very thought is giving me migraines and I am chugging aspirins while writing this article from the comfort of my couch, steering on my 47 inch TV that’s a few I.Q. points shy of being anything but a smart TV.
2. Zenith Academy Tourbillon Chronograph Men’s Automatic Watch
The Zenith Academy Tourbillon Chronograph Men’s Automatic Watch is quite expensive and way more than most people would dream to throw down on a watch at more than 80K. The only question now in my mind is that if this thing is actually real as there are people out there that actually bought this watch, mind you this has to be from the Super wealthy 1% of the society but for the rest of us average mortals can only look on and marvel at the massive price and read the customer reviews and laugh. Zeneth brand of watches is truly one of the most expensive thing on Amazon that can be found anywhere around the internet.
3. Wenger 16999 Swiss Army knife Giant.
Lift your jaw from the ground this is a real product, the Wenger 16999 Swiss army knife contains 87 implements for almost any possible situation you may encounter. This Swiss army knife would even make Magiver jealous if you get the vague reference.Some of the tools this arsenal includes are: Nail file,Corkscrew,Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter,Mineral crystal magnifier,Small ruler,Extension tool,Magnetized recessed bit holder,Tire tread gauge,Fiber optic tool holder,Can opener,Patented locking screwdriver,Cap lifter,Wire stripper,Reamer,Toothpick,Tweezers and a Key ring just to name a few of the entire set. Grab yours for the low price of 1k.
4. 200 year old Elm Bonsai in Zisha Pot.
Bonsai are a symbol of tranquility in Japanese culture and nurturing and growing one is said to bring you peace and tranquility of mind. This 200 year old Elm Bonsai however did not get the memo as the price is more expensive than any other I have seen before and at the 28K price tag it is daring enough to disturb anyone’s tranquility, well except if you are filthy rich then this is simply pocket change. The $200 shipping tab is simply icing on the cake to top off this ancient relic of a plant.
5. 3 ct Diamond Pacifier
Slap me over the head and call me stupid but this has to be the cream of the proverbial crop and the ultimate status symbol. The diamond pacifier is the perfect gift to welcome the next multi-billionaire into the world and is made of the finest materials known to man, so you know you are getting quality for your money.
6. Fujinon HA42x13.5ERD 13.5-570mm HDTV ENG-Style Stabilized Telephoto Zoom Lens
I do not know much about video and I am a novice at best but the Fujinon HA42x13.5ERD 13.5-570mm HDTV ENG-Style Stabilized Telephoto Zoom Lens which is quite the mouthful better make me the best darn film maker in the world or I want my money back. After all this will only set back the budding producer by 77K basically peanuts if you are serious about your craft.
So you see readers Amazon does have a funny side to it and in most cases these are genuine items that are actually for sale on Amazon and can be bought given that you are loaded and price is no object to you then by all means have a ball. But for the rest of us 99% percenters out there the prices and the comments in the review section of these items are just down rite hilarious and good for a few lol’s.
So readers as usual if you have a unique expensive item on Amazon the retail Giant that is priced sky high simply share the name of the product in the comments and we will be glad to add it to this evolving list of most expensive thing on Amazon.